Written by: T F Cooper
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In the ancient kingdom of Elshimere, nestled in the Mystic Mountains of the planet Eternia,
was an ugly and treacherous little tavern called Shokoti's Teat. Oh, it thought
itself respectable enough. The tavern regulars wanted for nothing in the way of jolly
company, hot intrigue or violently strong ale, and the beds of the inn above were never
empty for very long. Merchants from the old Vine Jungle trading routes south of Elshimere
flowed through like tapped spirits, as did weary travellers and pairs of lusty adulterers.
There was a familiarity to things that locals took comfort in. Yet just when they thought
they had seen all, they were turned from their full tankards and hot gossip to find Maltar
the Tavernmaster's son, a youth as lean as he was awkward, dressed in a blue tunic with a
fur pelt belted about his narrow waist with a rusty chain. And no one knew quite what to
make of it.
"I go south, father," Uther told Maltar as the big man polished a bowl behind the bar.
"Into the Vine Jungles! Where the men of the Vulnar Valley will make me a warrior - a
champion!"
Big Maltar snickered. "Safer to go north, son... to the kitchens, where spit and grease
will make us a livin'!"
The tavern folk roared with laughter. "You're as likely to be made a meal of in that place,"
one man shouted over the ruckus. "That's if you can find it, boy!"
"And no women there," leered a one-legged, buckskin-clad trader who stank of sweat and ale.
"Plenty of fightin' there for a skinny boy like you... on cold nights."
The youth gritted his teeth, unable to conceal his indignation. "Plenty of fightin' right
here, you ugly, one-legged..."
The trader rushed across the tavern far faster than he looked capable of moving on his
remaining leg, seized the collar of the lanky youth and drew a dagger up to his chin.
Behind the bar, Big Maltar threw his apron aside and aimed a pistol in the trader's
direction. "Put my son down, One-legged Egan! You know Uther's tongue's the most
dangerous thing on 'im!"
The old man's gaze never left the eyes of the boy in his clutches, who was trying his
best not to look scared. "Time he lost that tongue, mayhaps!"
In a blur of movement, a blond giant rose from his table, swept back his cloak and drew a
broadsword. "Put the boy down, and I may forget the insult you've paid my tribesmen."
Egan eyed the stranger suspiciously. He sported the native dress of the Vulnar Valley, what
little he knew of it. Reddish-brown devilbeaver shorts. A pair of fur-topped, boar-hide
boots, and a few heavy bronze trinkets adorning his wrists. The Vulnarians Egan had
encountered smuggling jewels in the Vine Jungles had all been dark-skinned, raven-haired
giants with blood-lusty tempers. The stranger, while exceptionally tall and muscular, was
of a pale bronze hue and was as blond as any Ice Lander. "A Vulnarian strongman, eh? Why
don't you tell Uther here what the weather's like in that valley o' yours!"
"Put him down," the man said with an unsettling calm, his blue eyes narrowing to slits.
"Or your next cold night'll be spent with the worms. You'll be the second fool I've fed
them in a fortnight."
One-legged Egan lowered his dagger and, with a dismissive grunt, hurled the boy aside
with such force that he broke apart an unoccupied table. "Take that out of the
kitchen-rat's wages, Maltar, an' pour me another drink!"
From the tavern folk, as much relief as fear could be found in the nervous laughter that
followed, and amidst the pointing and howling, Uther saw his father lower his blaster and
return to his work, shaking his head. Flushed red with humiliation, young Uther pretended
that he did not see Maltar pour One-legged Egan that drink.
A young, auburn-haired tavernmaid helped him to his feet, but Uther was so distracted that
it was almost as though he had not seen her at all. A sea of eyes dogged the young man to
the edge of the blond giant's table, where tight-lipped and trembling slightly, he waited
for an invitation to sit. Two features of the man's wardrobe struck Uther as if by
witchcraft. One was the harness he wore strapped over each of his shoulders and across
his massive chest, upon which a cross was formed from inlaid, blood-toned rocks. The other
was the huge broadsword the man carried. Uther's heart raced to hold it eagerly, as he had
welcomed the touch of a woman. Or what that might be like. Someday.
"Sit, Uther of Elshimere," the stranger commanded. He saw something in the youth's face
that was ennobled by the way he had addressed him, and sit he did. "I am Adam, He-Man of
the Vulnarians."
"He-Man of the Savages, you mean!" The scarlet robes and gold rings of the man at the
opposite end of the bar marked him as a priest of the Celestial Church, whose devotees,
one of whom He-Man knew to be the King of Eternia, revered the Master of the Universe.
Many of the priest's order were honourable men, who served the people of Eternia in
selfless, charitable ways, but just as many were haughty and disdainful of any who did
not claim the church's ways as their own. "Tell this boy the truth, if you dare court it!
Tell him of your heathen rituals... your conquest of women!"
"Could any less than 'savage' destroy the Evil Horde, holy man?" He-Man answered, his
chest heaving with outrage. "Could any less than 'savages' drive the Imperium Serpentis
back into the Shadow Lands, or break the Beastman Dominion's grip on the Fertile Plains?
Aye, man! Of the many things we Vulnarians have been, we've been 'savage'... no less than
the whore smell on your robes!"
With an imperious glare, the priest quit the tavern in a flutter of scarlet, and the
mocking laughter of the tavern folk followed him out into the streets.
"I've read about your warrior-god, Vulnar the Bold," Uther professed proudly, hoping to
impress the jungle warrior with worldliness that was not his. "And of his legendary
Sword of Power! Is that it?"
"Aye, it is," He-Man told Uther, holding the silvery weapon out before his broad chest.
"Forged many aeons ago in the emerald fires of Fierce Heuay, sister to Mighty Teela and
goddess of destiny! My brothers endured a brutal tournament in Heuay's honour to choose
who be most fit to champion mankind with Vulnar's divine weapon. I am the first to
endure it in five thousand years! I'll not rest until the demon that brought them low is
destroyed!"
"Then you are the last of the Vulnarians!" Uther's eyes widened sorrowfully. "How
did this demon kill them, Lord He-Man?"
He-Man took a long draught from his tankard and sheathed his blade. "What little I know
of my tribe's last days has been given me by the wives of my brothers, who fled our country
to save their young. My brother and king, Simyran, had gone missing for many moons, and my
tribesmen had searched the land for him to no avail. I was still razing the Evergreen
Forests for him, when he was finally carried back to the Valley of Vulnar, bloodied and
haggard, on the back of a boy. A monster had attacked them, he told my brothers! It had
slain the boy's entire village, leaving him orphaned! When my master had found him, all
was lost, but for the boy's service to Simyran, my tribesmen vowed to avenge his people.
Big Maltar peeled off his apron and pulled a stool under him. "What became of this boy,
Mister He-Man? Breakfast, lunch or supper?" Laughter erupted from the tavern folk, but
quickly ceased with the knotting of the young Vulnarian's brow.
"Morgun was accorded all the honours of manhood," He-Man told them, ignoring the big
man's jest. "He was given the ritual terrahedrons to burn, that he might commune with
mighty Teela directly, while the other boys his age were still entrusting prayers to their
masters. He was shown the use of our weapons and fighting arts. Simyran embraced the boy as
a son, just as he'd done me many years ago, when cruel fate had taken mine own
family, and all of our tribe's secrets were laid bare to his young eyes.
"What of the monster, then?" asked One-legged Egan, biting into a crusty roll of bread.
"You Vulnarians are such great trackers... why didn't you hunt the thing down and kill it?"
"For a time, the beast was all but forgotten," He-Man answered. "Our king was returned to
his people! Wild boars were roasted! Women from the surrounding jungles were called to
share in our celebration, and my brothers made revelry that might bring down the very walls
of Heaven! Mine own search for Simyran had led me to Castle Grayskull, and..."
"Grayskull!" Maltar leaned forward over the bar. "We've all heard about the last battle
there! Not a year ago, it took Queen Marlena herself to its black halls, and not ten legions
of His Majesty's soldiers could wrest her from its grip - ten legions! Slaughtered every
one of 'em before some miracle saved the queen! I'd not follow me own mother there.
If you've any quarrel with that cursed place, Mister Jungleman, be off now, y'hear? I
want no trouble from the demons who dwell there!"
"Castle Grayskull, like my tribesmen, is not what your lore's made it," assured He-Man with
disarming calm. "Mighty Teela is one of many celestials, who, long ago, appointed themselves
protectors of Eternia. As I serve her, she and her fellow ancients serve us all. Grayskull's
merely the weapon through which they focus and confederate their power."
"What did you find there, Lord He-Man?" inquired Uther. "Ghosts? Devils?"
"The hardest fighting I'd ever seen," the Vulnarian answered grimly. "Worse even than what
you've been told. A demon-king of Infinitias had taken the castle and threatened to slaughter
good Marlena if any attempt was made to take Grayskull back before he'd sacked it for its
cosmic secrets! The Captain of the Royal Guard was taken prisoner, and a great deal of
bloodshed was seen before the enemy was driven from the castle! Inside, we found a hell-maw
left open in the demogorgon's hasty escape, believed intended for the queen."
"Merciful gods," an old woman muttered, pulling her scarf about her shoulders.
"Merciful gods indeed, good lady," refrained the Vulnarian. "The Holy Warrior, Mighty
Teela, appeared to us, and before her mighty Rod of Order, the dread portal closed and the
inviolate constitution of Grayskull was restored. Then, as the warrior goddess commanded,
after being told the truth of my mysterious origins, did I make haste back to the Valley of
Vulnar. The moans of the dying... the stench of opened flesh... it was in the air many
miles from my jungle homeland! Though I did not yet know it, several moons had passed there.
When I arrived in the valley, it was plain to see I was too late."
"The beast, Lord He-Man?" Uther asked with poorly concealed trepidation. "The same what
butchered the boy Morgun's kin?"
"Aye, friend," nodded He-Man. "My dead brothers, heroes now lost to legend, lay everywhere.
Some, half-eaten. Others, beheaded... or twisted in ways that men's bodies cannot be made
to twist. Most of their wives, some of whom witnessed this slaughter, had fled with
their children. Those poor, few women who'd remained lay near their men and half-mortal
sons... weapons clutched in their lifeless hands. The moans of the dying that had haunted
me through the mountains had all been silenced... and only the wailing of a single boy
could be heard."
"This thing spared the boy?" Maltar asked, his eyes wide with relief.
"Never had I known gratitude such as I did at that moment," He-Man sighed, washing his
mouth with drink. "Covered in gore, much as he'd been when Simyran found him, this child
embodied the simple hope that my brothers' ways would survive the ages. And he was all I
had left of the only father I'd ever known! Now, poor Morgun sat at Simyran's side,
holding his lifeless body in his little arms. Even in death, he'd not left his king's side.
'Not you! Master... not you,' he'd cried.
"Brave boy," An old man in a tattered cloak shook his head.
"Aye, a remarkable boy!" another taverner added, wiping a tear from his eye.
"More remarkable than you could know," He-Man answered, swilling back more ale. "He ran
into my arms and wept upon my shoulder. All the warrior we'd made of him rained down his
little face. The demon, Morgun told me, had come for him, and my brothers had risen to
his defence! He told me how bravely they'd fought... and died... and the smell of their
entrails was still on his breath."
Not a sound was made amidst the tavern folk. Looks were exchanged between the faces struck
with disbelief, as if to confirm what all had heard.
"In the guise of a boy, he'd come to us immortal Vulnarians," the Lord of Vines
continued, gripping his tankard in a large bronze fist. "Eight millenia of hatred burning
in him all the while. And as I held in my arms this thing I'd called brother, upon whose
narrow shoulders all our faith had been set, Morgun drove a talon deep into my side."
In the darkness, He-Man broke from the hellspawn's grip and brought the Sword of Power
between them! Before its light, the beast shed its meek mortal guise and rose to stand
on dragon's feet; black as ash and higher than a dozen men stacked one atop the other!
He-Man's brave armoured tiger leapt at the dragon's throat, but found himself thrown
into a rocky hillside and broken like a toy, waiting for his turn to be the monster's food.
He-Man was alone against him, and the dragon laughed. "Eight thousand years ago, for the
love of a mortal woman, Simyran drove me from the throne of Oblivion, and I cursed him...
that he would be the death of his children. The fool thought me destroyed, and now his
arrogance has proved your undoing. Look around you, mortal, at the men Simyran loved as
his own sons! The prophecy has finally been fulfilled!"
"You are Morgonymyr," recalled the Vulnarian, his blade before him, surveying his
monstrous foe for the best point of attack. "The beast who feeds on the damned; half-brother
of Granamyr, the Lord of Dragons."
"You know the legends well," Morgonymyr hissed approvingly. "With the slaughter of your
immortal warrior race, I'll be the most feared of my clan; poised to challenge my
brother for control of our kind's destiny! I'm going to reduce Eternia to a lifeless,
blackened rock, human. I'm going to burn down the starry spires of Heaven! You are all that
stands in my way." Painted in the crimson glow of the moons, the dragon's ancient maws
stretched apart, and the night air was filled with blue-white rage.
Muscles tempered by the most brutal conditioning known to man swelled and sprung, hurling
He-Man out of its path, while the rock beneath his heels was scorched. The shock of the
attack behind him, the Vulnarian warrior ignored the stinging in his side and tumbled back
on to his feet; the Sword of Power held out before him. Against a mortal enemy, his
corodite harness might have made this kind of wound an impossibility, but against a dragon
there had been no quarter. "Was it true, what you said of my brothers, beast... of how
bravely they fought?"
The dragon looked down in He-Man's direction, unsure exactly what he meant. "Of all,
except King Simyran - yes. Your master was the first to see beyond my guise... even before
I struck! I was still in a boy's skin when I broke his neck."
"Devil!" He-Man cursed him, hurling himself on to the behemoth's thigh. Mindless with rage
and grief, he slammed the edge of his corodite axe into Morgonymyr's scaly hide, until the
wine-dark blood beneath sprayed forth across his naked chest and arms. "Stoneless devil!
You were not fit to kill him! He deserved, at least, to die under your stinking claws,
fighting for his life!"
Morgonymyr snorted a laugh, and a sound rang out from the hillside like thunder. From a
cloud of dust, rocks rained into the valley from the strike of the dragon's tail. As he
tumbled to the ground under the barrage of stones, He-Man raised his corodite shield,
and many disintegrated against it. The attack had been a ruse, and as his blood-drenched
mortal foe lifted his weapon to retaliate, Morgonymyr's black, clawed fingers snaked about
his torso, and He-Man felt the ground leave his feet in a great, cold rush... the chill
wind in his hair! Then just as quickly he was free of the dragon's grip once more.
His back struck the hillside first. The harness was of little comfort. "You insolent
Vulnarian animal!" the dragon growled, as the man rolled from the hillside to his doom. "Do
I seem so stoneless now, He-Man? Would you know more of the stones in my keeping?"
Dread Morgonymyr thrashed the hillside again, burying He-Man under a hail of rocks. The
dragon savoured a groan from his captive enemy. "You are nothing, savage! Nothing! That
the likes of you should ever vanquish a dragon is cosmic sacrilege! I will wipe you
from even the dust of time and legend! Until your exploits are the jest of
campfires!"
As the cold overtook him, He-Man found he could no longer trust his senses. The rocky
remains of the mountain were everywhere, such that he could not detect any hint of
moonlight between them. Yet, before his eyes, from within one stone, light seemed to
emanate impossibly. Bathed in otherworldly light, the heat of which seemed to miraculously
restore all that battle had taken from him, He-Man felt a strong hand clasp about his own
and a woman's voice of thunder filled his skull.
"By my Rod of Order, do I bind the shared might of your brothers to you, He-Man of the
Vulnarians. By the Powers of Grayskull, do I bind thee Avenger of Man. Take up thy Sword
of Power and lay waste the Enemies of Order."
A hail of rocks rushed skyward, hammering the dragon Morgonymyr backwards. Before the
great reptile could raise its wings to shield itself, it felt the Sword of Power plunge
deep into its guts. A cloud of dust parting around him, the monster howled, lumbering
further backwards to find He-Man, armed with broadsword and battleaxe, advancing toward
him. Groaning beneath a large leathery wing, Morgonymyr retreated from his mortal foe.
"Don't slither away from me, you unsexed spawn of hell," He-Man snarled, as he strode
toward the beast. An iron will and power centuries older than his nineteen years shone
from him. "Not after you've butchered and eaten half my brothers! Bring it forth,
dragon! Come get some more!"
Ancient eyes, burning the colour of daylight, thinned to slits. Morgonymyr snarled, and,
in a burst of blinding blue-white, the dragon vomited forward a broad stream of blazing
heat, so intense that the rock in its path was melted to slag. Then another... and
another even hotter, before which the rocky ground bubbled into flaming mud and dust!
Roaring his outrage, Morgonymyr strode after his mortal enemy, but He-Man was nowhere to
be found. "Show yourself, savage! Perhaps I'll grace you with swift incineration and deny
myself the pleasure of taking your insolent head! Perhaps I'll impale you on a talon or
make a necklace of your damned intestines! Swift or slow matters not to me... only that
you die and complete my vengeance, making me the Lord of Dragons and God-king of
the World!"
With a guttural cry, hidden in a skin of black volcanic filth, the Vulnarian dived from
the hill above and drove the Sword of the Ancients into the skull of his hellspawned foe,
destroying the behemoth's ability to control its limbs. Wrapping his legs around
Morgonymyr's tree-thick neck, he swung the mystic blade into its back. In one savage
blow, the strength of fifteen thousand men struck the bone beneath the scaly flesh,
shattering the dragon's spine, before He-Man leapt free to the rocky mountainside. "I'm
here, devil! May this complete your vengeance!"
His back bloody and broken, Morgonymyr screamed. The mortar in an ancient tower many
miles away shook loose from blackened limestone blocks that reached into the clouds and kings
shuddered under their crowns. Great black claws ripped into the ground as the monster's
gargantuan limbs flailed out of control. The tail whipped forward and backward into the
hill, deeper into the steaming mud. Leathery wings swung up from the mud, opening like
massive sails, then snapping shut, only to flip open again and again. Morgonymyr roared,
slumping over to one side. No longer able to manoeuvre its long neck or lift its great
head, it crawled. Groaning and hissing, as his eyes followed He-Man up the hillside. "Finish
me, Vulnarian, if you've the stomach for it! Your wretched brothers cry out for vengeance!
I command you! Finish me... now!"
Cursed by Morgonymyr, his slain tribesmen debased with vulgarities no demon would give
utterance, He-Man climbed the hillside where his Battle Cat lay injured in a pile of
broken rocks. His heart hardened by the loss of his tribesmen, the Vulnarian turned back
to look upon his vanquished foe. "This savage will not be the end of you, dragon. My work is
done."
The ground beneath great Morgonymyr shifted and quaked. The giant vampire worms of the Vine
Jungle, awakened by the dragon's digging and the blood in the soil, slithered out of the
muck and twisted themselves around the dragon, even as Morgonymyr struggled against their
glowing white bodies. He roared. He cursed them. Screaming in agony as the giant
nightcrawlers tore loose pieces of scaly flesh into their hungry mouths, he begged He-Man
to call them off. In their frenzied feeding, the worms' appetites would not wander from
the ripping apart of Morgonymyr's flesh, yet they would obey the telepathic command to
leave He-Man's dead tribesmen untouched.
On the face of the mountain, where his Battle Cat lay broken or dying, He-Man saw four
shadowed figures kneeling before a large grey rock. One looked a mockery of man and
beast bred together; naked but for an armoured belt, upon which hung a thick black whip.
Another, produced of man's marriage to fish or some sea-dwelling reptile, dressed in
golden armour whose ornate beauty contrasted with the monster's ugliness. A third looked
to be assembled from working weapons: guns, spears and hooks, to which a bluish-grey
corpse had been bonded. The last of them, the only one who might resemble humankind, wore
a helmet carved from dark green rock. Upon it, three eyes, each a different colour,
moved as if possessing separate wills.
Before his uncertain eyes, a black presence took shape in the impressions upon the rock,
revealing itself in only portions at a time. First, a gloved and gauntleted hand. Then,
the grotesque head of a blackened staff, shaped like a ram's head. Finally, a black hood
materialised. Under it, a skull-like mask that Lord Adam recognised from his boyhood
nightmares, and more recently, from Castle Grayskull. Two red embers glowed in the
empty sockets, and Skeletor, Lord of the Wastes, spoke. "The dragon's loyalties were not
cheaply given, Heuay Man. A great feast was promised Morgonymyr for his part in this...
one worth crossing dimensions of light and shadow to enjoy! Now you are free to take
your fitful place among the Priest-kings of Infinitias. As I have ruled the Shadow Lands
through them, so will I rule the World of Light through you, and Grayskull with it. Come
forward, Last Son of Vulnar," the fiend taunted Adam.
In his nineteen years, no four words had ever cut him as deeply, and he had known with
ominous certainty what feast the Lord of Destruction had promised dread Morgonymyr, even
as he approached the demon-king's throne. "You were at Grayskull. All of you. You opened
the portal which admitted that thing to this world to feed on my brothers!"
Skeletor leaned forward in his stolen throne, almost invitingly. "For centuries, your
tribesmen have protected Eternia from my power. Lay your Sword of Ancients before me, and
I will raise them up to conquer the world at your command... bringing low the high and
righteous! Give me the word, boy, and I will raise you up as the Master of Men! Free to
indulge all that mankind has feared too long... its lust! Its rage! Its darkness!"
"I've no fear of darkness, evil one." He-Man unsheathed his Sword of Power. It shone with
the ancient fury of Fierce Heuay, who forged it for King Vulnar the Bold millenia ago.
The Priests of Infinitias stepped slightly back. "Nor of rage... or lust! You are born
of mankind's dread of death and pain, but we Vulnarians dread neither. I would call my
brothers back from death and slaughter them myself before I would see them serve you."
So long as that which I am dwells within this ancient body; the rotting mortal shell of
Keldor the Great, am I rightful Emperor of Eternia!" The shadowed lord swept back his cloak,
and in the places that no armour covered him, He-Man could see the lifeless, bluish-grey
flesh in which Destruction now walked the world. A small red spark burst aflame in the
hollowed cavities where men had eyes, and Skeletor and his priests vanished entirely.
"You will serve me, He-Man of the Vines, just as you serve Randor and the kingdom
of men! Grayskull will be mine!" In a mad stroke, the echo of Skeletor's laughter
upon the air, He-Man swept the gleaming Sword of Power high over his head and swung it
back down at the rock before him, cleaving it in half. But it was too late...
"... and the Snake Mountain king was gone," stated He-Man. "The damned stench of him clings
to me, even today!"
"A good hot bath might rid you of that!" roared an interruption from the doorway. The
taverners sat spellbound as the large armoured beast strode into the house. Without
hesitation, their eyes turned to the Vulnarian. "For Teela's sake, man, on long journeys
your musk's nigh more than even my senses can bear! This young fool in his rabbit pelt
wouldn't last a day under such punishment!"
Lanky Uther stood up from the table and extended his hand towards the Son of the Vines.
"Forgive me, Lord Adam. Thought you might be just tryin' to scare me with your dragons
an' demogorgons... but seeing this giant tiger of yours is real, I don't think I'm
ready to be a he-man."
A sigh of relief was heard from every corner of the tavern, as the golden giant locked
the young man's hand in a firm grip. "Your time and place will come, Uther. You'll know it."
"Every man does, son," Big Maltar muttered, throwing a heavy arm over his son's shoulder.
"So this cat's a man-eater?"
"In battle, he's a fearless and bloodthirsty ally!" He-Man winked, turning to his mighty
Battle Cat. "None but me are safe. He also talks. Too much, sometimes."
"Mayhaps, if you were better at recounting these damned adventures of ours, I wouldn't
have to," Battle Cat huffed, stretching out in the middle of the floor. "Now are you
going to shut up and let me tell this story properly, or not?"
"That depends upon how well this mouth might be shut, good cat," the big blond Vulnarian
answered distractedly, pulling a comely tavern wench on to his lap. "I'll have another ale,
Maltar... and a sturdy bed if you have one!"